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One Response to “Diced 31: HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

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   Kate
   

   12. Jan, 2009

   So I’m almost to my new years resolution to catch up on the show.

   1)Laxatives are recession proof because people need to shit. Just because people don’t have a lot of money doesn’t stop them from having to shit. If you can’t shit, you’re in trouble. Hence sales don’t drop off. Now, why are there increases? The people most affected by a shaky economy? Older people/retirees on fixed income as well as low income families. These people might have to cut back on some prescription medication, doctors visits etc so things that might have been handled another way are treated the laxative route. Also as you said these people aren’t eating as well, so things get backed up and they take a laxative.

   Women who lean into the unhealthy range of the diet world might not be able to afford the gym anymore, so they resort to other means and take a laxative.

   Finally Stress can cause some serious plumbing issues. “If you stick a lump a coal up his butt, in a week you’d have a diamond” ’nuff said. Oh and you eat poorly and things don’t work.

   2) I’m completely freaked by the Mayan thing. Then again after 9/11 I had to do a lot of traveling for work. I used to keep a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter in my purse (pre-regulation days) somehow thinking I could use it to attack a highjacker.

   yeah I’m rational.