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About The Diced Show

Welcome to The Diced Show with Kelly and Kelli.  Two Kelly/i(s) who come from very different backgrounds, but have somehow found a common world behind the microphones of The Diced Show. Red and blonde, sassy and unscrupulous, this show tests the limits on everything from using baby wipes as an adult to the pain of gas prices.  Nothing goes unsaid as two young women venture down a road of ultimate, sometimes unforgiving truth.  Kelly and Kelli have something to say about everyone and everything!  Tune in as you will never know what is about to come next…nor will you believe what is actually being said.

The Diced Show…the truth, the whole truth and nothing but…

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!  NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART!

Bios

Kelly on Kelli:

Kelli is hands-down the most inappropriate person that I have ever met in my life.  Every time she opens her mouth, she ones-up what was previously said, even when you think its JUST NOT POSSIBLE to one-up what was previously said.  I have been described as talkative in my life, but when I am around her I tend to just listen to the crazy stories and am often at a loss of words.  I MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN who thinks of that stuff seriously?  You will find yourself in utter shock with the things that come out of her mouth, and it is safe to say without Kelli there would be no Diced Show because honestly she gives the show the X-rating that you desire!

Kelli is one of the funniest people I have ever met in my life.  She finds the humor in ABSOLUTELY.  EVERYTHING.  And she has taught me how important humor is.  As you get to know us, you will realize that I am the serious one, always concerned about what people think.  Kelli has used her humor to get me out of my comfort zone to an unabashed place.

All of the humor and inappropriateness aside, Kelli is also one of the kindest people I have known and even though we are outwardly so different and have a different background, we come from a common place inside.  Oh, she is also the best fart-noise maker and most frequent shitter I have ever met!

DICED!

Kelli on Kelly:

Kelly is hands down, one of most APPROPRIATE people I have ever met in my life!  As she has once called me, I will now call her, ‘Miss Katish.’  Kelly is by far, one of the smartest ladies I have ever met!  However, the first time I laid on eyes on Kelly, she actually scared me!  At the time,  she was a hot shot advertising executive fresh off the train from New York City.  Her style, sass and confidence intimidated me.  But over time, we grew close through the likes of office dance parties and bonding over wine.  Kelly even showed me how to unzip her pants without using her hands, now this was a girl I could relate to!  We soon realized our differences in personalitiy made for good conversation and debate…and one day we embarked on The Diced Show.

Kelly is the organized one, the note taker, the genius behind it all.  I’m merely the mouth.  Without Kelly, The Diced Show simply would not be.  She also knows a great bottle of wine when she sees it and her generosity is through the roof.  Never have I met a person who gives like Kelly.

Kelly also has the most incredible hair I have ever seen.  Not only is it red…but it has beautiful bountiful curls that spring when she walks.

Kelly also lets me pick her nose in photo shoots, and that, is what makes her great.

Diced!